Stop Drinking Chemical Sludge Masquerading as Coffee
Most coffee is loaded with pesticides, roasted by machines, and pumped out by corporations that couldn’t care less about your health or your freedom.
The system is broken. Most coffee is loaded with pesticides, roasted by machines, and pumped out by corporations that couldn’t care less about your health or your freedom. I launched Supermassive Black Coffee to change that.
This is my company. I’m not answering to investors or chasing ESG scores. I created Supermassive Black Coffee because we needed a clean, powerful, organic coffee that reflects our values—faith, freedom, and truth. You shouldn’t have to compromise when it comes to something as basic and essential as your morning coffee.
Supermassive Black Coffee is 100% organic. It’s roasted with actual flames in small batches. No pesticides. No toxic chemicals. No additives. Just real coffee, done the right way. And right now, when you use code JEFF you’ll get 20% off your order.
Government agencies are regulating real food out of existence. Corporations are promoting products that damage your body and flood your system with chemicals. And most people drink coffee that’s part of that same corrupt supply chain.
This country was built on independence and grit. We need to get back to the basics. It starts with cutting ties to the garbage they’re selling us and choosing clean, honest alternatives. That includes what we drink every single morning.
Supermassive Black Coffee is for people who see through the propaganda. It’s for the homesteaders, the fighters, the parents who want to raise healthy kids, and anyone fed up with the lies we’ve been sold for decades.
I built this brand from the ground up because no one else was willing to do it right. If you believe in bodily autonomy, constitutional liberty, and health that doesn’t come from a prescription bottle, you’re exactly who I made this for.
This coffee doesn’t come from some multinational brand pushing agendas behind the scenes. It’s small batch. It’s clean. And it’s rooted in the same values we’re fighting to restore in this country.
Use code JEFF at checkout for 20% off.
Start your day with something that actually supports your body and your beliefs. That’s what Supermassive Black Coffee is about.
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Hey, Jeff! Do you have a promo code to offer for first-time buyers and followers of yours?! 😉 I'm happy to try your coffee with a promo code and then sign-up for a monthly subscription after trying it and determining if I like it & it agrees with me. BTW, is this arabica coffee?